F*ck , we're stuck on the freeway!!!

Wow! What a night!? So for starters I live in Washington state in a city near Seattle, I was born and raised there ; High Point in '99 -'02 After getting comfortable in bed. I agree to go with my sister from Lynnwood, WA to Federal Way to Tacoma and then back to Lynnwood , where I live. So before we reach out first destination (Fed Town) we stop by a gas station and added $16.00 in the tank--in my Dad's 1990 White Cadillac DeVille , the interior of the car is a khaki/Beige-ish. The ceiling is fuzzy and the seats are made out of leather, that has been worn from years of wear. They've became somewhat slumped over. The car itself also apparently eats gas, that's how it has the energy to become a transformer in the night ! Anyways, so my sister and I were going to pick up her mom, and her moms girlfriend. By the time we picked up her mom, I was cuddled in a nice cuddle in the slumped leather seats. She was given $40 and we still somehow ran out of gas. My sister planned to put in the gas when we returned to Lynnwood, but...we suddenly came to a sudden stop that woke me up . She said, " I thought it said '3' not 'E' !" To the state patrol #1 that pulled in behind us as we were parked on the side of the freeway. On I-5 near Northgate we sat in the car , as my, "stepmom" and her girlfriend (well, side girl) walked along the side of I-5 and walked about 20 minutes on the freeway to the gas station! We attempted to call a taxi before they started walking , but they hung up on us! They said that it was illegal for them to do that. The state trooper said that it wasn't illegal, but they sent the phone call to somewhere else and no one answered. This blonde haired blue eyed man (; also told us that he has found more criminals that are in broke down cars then when they are driving. When they pull over they can't really go anywhere. A time he told us about was when he pulled over an old woman and she killed her husband and had his dead body in the trunk! Apparently he was rich and she wanted his money. Oh my god !? I can't even imagine how that went! Anyways a second patrol came by, also blonde hair blue eyed but this time she was a woman. My stepmom came back and they put a gallon in the tank, and we drove to the nearest gas station! Then made it home , first to walmart to get some liquor before the deadline of 2 AM! Then home to sleep, well for everyone that has plans for today. My dad, his exgirlfriend/baby's mom and her side girl stayed up all night partying(: Lol. It's alright my moms off with her boyfriend so it's alright--yeah, sh!ts f*cked up!